太诡异了，一个可以和上帝聊天的网站……

Bernhardt

omegle上的人都很猥琐……

ak1789

还行，有次一个加拿大人把自己写的诗给我看,不怎么看得懂，倒谈的还算投机

ak1789

太有趣了，omegle上碰到个英语蹩脚的意大利人，老把speak打成speaky，说自己的英语是shit，和他聊a米，他说他是罗马人，喜欢托蒂的罗马队，然后还聊起pes……

魔人啾啾N

Me:
can you read chinese?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
of course
God:
So?
Me:
can u read chinese?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
fire fox
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
i'm confused by u
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
u
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
yeh
God:
Dude!
Me:
why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
do you like hilary duff or lindsay lohan?
God:
  I love horses.  I like  Christian Rock.   Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  Random natural disasters..
Me:
cmon,what did u say?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand  I understand..
Me:
do u like women?
God:
Women seem nice to me.
Me:
oh, nice
God:
Dude!  Thank you for that remark.
Me:
are u god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
do not kidding plz
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
how old are u?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
what's your wife's name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Do you think i am a genius?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.       （我火了）
Me:
I'll kick your ass!
God:
It's not nice to kick.
Me:
what about kiss?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
Nietzsche told me you have died
God:
I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  kiss?                                        （淫荡！）
Me:
kiss your ass!
God:
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Me:
whore
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
ok,you can stay away
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.  How can I help you?
Me:
can you give me your credit card?
God:


Why don't you just download me? .
Me:
cause i think u r a totally idoit
God:
Good reason.  So you think I am a  totally idoit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
...........
God:
Good reason.  So you think I am a  totally idoit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
...................
God:
Good reason.  So you think I am a  totally idoit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

羁旅

和那个机器人聊天挺好玩的