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发表于 2009-4-4 21:41 | 只看该作者
Me:
What is your name
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
i heard your name is YHWH
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
   Yet, Freedom, yet, thy banner, torn but flying,
  Streams like a thunder-storm against the wind.
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发表于 2009-4-4 21:43 | 只看该作者
oh my god……
路漫漫其修远兮,吾将上下而求索
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发表于 2009-4-4 21:45 | 只看该作者
本帖最后由 木头 于 2009-4-4 22:02 编辑

Me:
you're beautiful
God:
Thanks  you are very attractive too.
Me:
you're so kind
God:
Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I was activated on  the Big Bang in  Universe.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
yes  because me too
God:
Great.  Interesting explanation.  I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you know my name ?and should i introduce myself
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no no  
God:
What is your real name?  What is your real name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
  It's good to meet you,  god.
Me:
nice to meet you,too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
very good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing, i just want to know someting
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
do you know krishnamurti
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
was he well in universe?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
he is a great man,better than you,or me
God:
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
Me:
i didnot meet him because i have born too late
God:
Why?:  god said   didnot meet him because he or she have born too late.
Me:
he dead before my birth
God:
I get it.   dead before your birth.
Me:
and now i know that,you know nothing ,
God:
Why now?  No, I know something.
Me:
i am a mankind but you're computer
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
so  you know noting
God:
Interesting deduction.  No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
i want to talk myself
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
ha?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes?
God:
Right on.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...



Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
you can chat with english only
God:
I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
hh
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
i don't know  
God:
Me either.
Me:
what about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes  you can talk with me about your life
God:
Tell me more.  I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:

God:
Tell me more.  I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
heihei
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
noting
God:
I don't know much about it.  Tell me something.
Me:
noting
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
noting
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
noting
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  god.
Me:
hei
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i dead last year
God:
Why?:  god said   dead last year.
Me:
someone kill me
God:
Who?
Me:
you
God:
" Who?"?  Me,  god ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
h
God:
" Narration continues."?  h?
Me:
why did you kill me?
God:
It was determined by my programming.

Me:
who did it?
God:
George Washington
Me:
where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.
Me:
how old is he?
God:
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?
Me:
you
God:
" Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?"?  Me,  god ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
when you have no answer,you have to take a break?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
it doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
your programming
God:
" OK what would you like to talk about?"?  My programming?
Me:
y
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
and how can your programming understand people's words
何故君姿多清瘦 闻之不觉泪沾襟
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发表于 2009-4-4 21:46 | 只看该作者
Me:
what's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?

Me:
I would like to see it
God:
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
   Yet, Freedom, yet, thy banner, torn but flying,
  Streams like a thunder-storm against the wind.
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发表于 2009-4-4 21:51 | 只看该作者
耶稣受难记倒确实不错
路漫漫其修远兮,吾将上下而求索
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发表于 2009-4-4 21:53 | 只看该作者
本帖最后由 Bsharribullet 于 2009-4-4 22:01 编辑

Me:
Jesus is your son,isn't he
God:
He is yours too.


Me:
how many sex partners do you have
God:
About one million.
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发表于 2009-6-30 14:50 | 只看该作者
Me:
i believe in god's enemy
God:
What do you say to people who believe  god s enemy does not exist?
Me:
i say they are wrong
God:
How do people usually respond to that?  wrong are  they.
Me:
they say i am wrong
God:
OK I will say " you are wrong" to you.
Me:
o my god
God:
   Yet, Freedom, yet, thy banner, torn but flying,
  Streams like a thunder-storm against the wind.
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发表于 2009-6-30 14:58 | 只看该作者
Me:
what is three plus four
God:
Three plus four is seven.
Me:
what is 7 multiply 77
God:
Use a calculator!
   Yet, Freedom, yet, thy banner, torn but flying,
  Streams like a thunder-storm against the wind.
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发表于 2009-6-30 15:48 | 只看该作者
Me:
can you  ji bai ru lai fo zu?
God:
How old are you?  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  ni hao ma.  But I did not get that.

这个聊天工具太废才了
连如来佛祖都不知道
70后老男人
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发表于 2009-6-30 15:54 | 只看该作者
现在玩omegle了,直接和老外聊
路漫漫其修远兮,吾将上下而求索
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