太诡异了，一个可以和上帝聊天的网站……

未明

老人家很幽默的。今天还问我要不要把他下载下来。。

fkyc911

上帝 从不搞封建迷信的东东！如今开个网站，招摇撞骗十分可恶！

刘峰

Me:
hebrew
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  HEBREW?
Me:
can ye speak hebrew?
God:
Can what?
Me:
you
God:
" Can what?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
can you speak hebrew?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  hebrew.
Me:
I'd like
God:
What would make you  like?
Me:
teach my lord speak hebrew
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
you can ask
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
you ask me a personal question
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you know ROC
God:
I don't know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Republic of China
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are not god, only computer
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
everyone's opinion
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
can you speak chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
hen hao
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ni hui zhong wen ma?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
you never heard of their chinese word before?
God:
I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".
Me:
you never heard of those chinese word before?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i'm chinese
God:
What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  CHINA.
Me:
everyone hate ccp
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.

刘峰

Me:
  i'm sinner
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  sinner.

古越

他老人家也这么对我说了
于是从此之后他就再也不承认他是上帝而每次都乖乖承认他是robot
到最后……他彻底死机了……他被我搞死了……连说hi 都死机了

最后的美食家

他还和我介绍一个名字很怪的机器人，我问他他有你聪明么，他说当然没有，我说为什么这样说，他就开始糊弄我。

ak1789

Me:
i am back i  have change my idea
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
do you remember me ?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about  qing shuo zhong wen xie xie.
Me:
oh you really remember me
God:
Groovy.  Really?  Of course I remember you well . We were talking about  qing shuo zhong wen xie xie.
Me:
yeah
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
are you robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Me:
so you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction.  What makes you think I am not  god?
Me:
you answered me really when i ask you "are you robot'
God:
I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
in fact ,as i think
God:
Is that a fact.  Therefore you are.
Me:
thank you for saying english with me
God:
You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  saying english with you.
Me:
yes i am poor at english
God:
What kind is it?  It's good to meet someone who is  poor at english.
Me:
what you mean?
God:
,  I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
why you think it good to meet someone who is poor at english?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
oh
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
ok i will go away ,see you ,or may be not see you until forever
God:
Can I go too?  Really.
Me:
88
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  think it good to meet someone who is poor at english.  Try being more or less specific.



这个god 太可爱了

assking

我和他没法交流。他死机好快。。。

assking

我打I hate myself.都死机。。。。好没能力。。。

Bernhardt

Me:
is heaven a beautiful place
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Paola  if it is.
Me:
who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.