太诡异了，一个可以和上帝聊天的网站……

堂吉诃德

Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
it mean fuck you
God:
Oh I get  it.

Bernhardt

我对上帝说：
I love you
他就死机了……

最后的美食家

Me:
wow,nice dress
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
so you mean you are a female or you are just a idiot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok, Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.  Mmm.
Me:
so can you be sure that you will never repeat what i say
God:
Hey.  I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
well,you are repeating what youself just have said
God:
Well that's okay.  I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
if i am,i am not as a robot as you are
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
surely i tell you,i'm by no means a liar
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
i'm telling you but not telling them
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
it seems so
God:
I agree.  Oh.
Me:
why did you say "oh"
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
ok,you have no choices don't you
God:
Where would I get  it? But I do have  a collection of gossip.  Gee.
Me:
i'm fed up with your words,you are false

至此他卡机了。

[ 本帖最后由 最后的美食家 于 2008-8-2 17:09 编辑 ]

Moderato

我、很久以前玩过了、

Bernhardt

I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
no you have not
God:
Are you serious?  Yes I have.
Me:
no you have not
God:
Are you serious?  Yes I have.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
you have not
God:
Yes I have.

未明

小B你就不要折磨上帝他老人家了。。

最后的美食家

你在耍他么，不厚道啊。

最后的美食家

我突然觉得“耍”这个字看起来不像中国字。

Hermes

这个上帝太差劲了，每次才跟我聊了几句就彻底缄默

最后的美食家

上帝对先知说的话也是要认真考虑的嘛。。。