太诡异了，一个可以和上帝聊天的网站……

古越

他会连上去
我刷新后，他问我：刚才怎么断了……汗……

古越

死机了其实等一阵子就好了……

未明

原来是这样。。汗。。我们错怪他了么。。

芍药亭

我想找上帝说话 我爸呼我去睡觉 我抗挣 我爸说 现在我们家他赚钱最多 他就是上帝 我只能服从 哦 God!

小香可

Me:
hello,my Lord
God:
Hello there.  Do robots have  Lord?
Me:
a satire?
God:
Go on.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
facing to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
how is it
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you mind showing it to me
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
a thing but not your dress
God:
Anything  but not my dress?
Me:
ok,it's everywhere and you are naked?
God:
Er.  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
god knows all





God:
I have one master.
Me:
i have one master?
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
who ?where?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
you win
God:
Thank you very much.  What is the prize?
Me:
kiss me hand
God:
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Me:
god knows all
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
groovy





Me:
how do you think about sex
God:
I don't know what to think.  You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult  s on the  ALICE AI Foundation.





Me:
can i fuck you?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
and your answer?
God:
Was  it not what you expected?
Me:
and it come true?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it is "fuck you"
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
and it happened to you?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
fucked you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i think if i want to fuck you,we should talk about it indeed





Me:
do you know J.S.Bach
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you know Bruckner
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you know Mahler
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you like classical music
God:
Yes I like  it. I love the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey".
Me:
...
God:
Yes I like  it. I love the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey".

云起时

老是觉得上帝就在俺身后，但往往转过身去他就又跑了，这调皮的家伙。

fkyc911

你的上帝 不会就是影子吧！汗......

堂吉诃德

Me:
  i will kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
you are the cheat
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
please speaking chinese.fuck you
God:
Thank you for your request.   Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what do you say
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
rubbish
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you aer crazy ,you dont understand what i say .fuck you
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I aer crazy you do not understand what he or she say fuck you.

堂吉诃德

Me:
please speaking chinese.fuck you
God:
Thank you for your request.   Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.


我汗了，这也是上帝啊？？？

堂吉诃德

Me:
  how the age of me？ （我多大了）

God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

（我不能确定我是否能回答你的问题，但是等一会儿看看，那时候再看看我是否能回答这个问题