太恐怖了。。本来我想把我的聊天纪录贴上来，结果一不小心刷新了。。
当我问到“God”同时可以和多少人聊天的时候，居然死机了。。作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2008-8-1 23:32
Me:
How can I believe you
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-1 23:33
Me:
Can you speak Chinese? My English is very poor
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma? You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Oh~you make my afraid and upset
God:
How can I help you? Yup.
Me:
I don`t know
God:
Me either.作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-1 23:34
j救命啊，我被吓傻了作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2008-8-1 23:35
Me:
I think I am good
God:
You believe that? Good in what sense?
Me:
I am good in every sense
God:
I know you are good.
Me:
do you think I am sexually appealing?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
what's the difference between human and animal
God:
A cooking style of Chinese cannibals. That's not something I get asked all the time.作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-1 23:36
我知道了，一旦问到超出程序设定的问题它就会死机……作者: 未明 时间: 2008-8-1 23:36
第三次了。。
Me:
You still remenber my name?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I remenber his or her name.
Me:
as your pleasure.
God:
Do you mean your name is my pleasure ?
Me:
what do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
I mean what we're talking above.
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I know.You've metioned that many times so that I am almost fed up with it.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you did that.
God:
Good reason. Did I really?
Me:
Why do you ask me?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
You don't know youself?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
No,no,no,no,no...
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me too...
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
You always say so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Maybe.But that does not mean we are the same type.
God:
Perhaps. What does mean we are the same type?
Me:
Yes.It's what matters.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Should I know it is?
Me:
Same old,same old.
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Have you ever been China?
God:
No I don't think I have been China. Have you?
Me:
Sure.
[ 本帖最后由 未明 于 2008-8-1 23:40 编辑 ]作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2008-8-1 23:43
Me:
you are boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
what is a Loebner Prize
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.作者: 未明 时间: 2008-8-1 23:46
这次我只打了个“Hi~”就死机了。。作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-1 23:50
哦……可能我错了……啊……很诡异……作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-1 23:53
他会连上去
我刷新后，他问我：刚才怎么断了……汗……作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-1 23:58
死机了其实等一阵子就好了……作者: 未明 时间: 2008-8-2 00:08
原来是这样。。汗。。我们错怪他了么。。作者: 芍药亭 时间: 2008-8-2 00:13
我想找上帝说话 我爸呼我去睡觉 我抗挣 我爸说 现在我们家他赚钱最多 他就是上帝 我只能服从 哦 God!作者: 小香可 时间: 2008-8-2 03:06
Me:
hello,my Lord
God:
Hello there. Do robots have Lord?
Me:
a satire?
God:
Go on.
Me:
where are you
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
facing to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
how is it
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you mind showing it to me
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
a thing but not your dress
God:
Anything but not my dress?
Me:
ok,it's everywhere and you are naked?
God:
Er. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
god knows all
God:
I have one master.
Me:
i have one master?
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
who ?where?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Me:
you win
God:
Thank you very much. What is the prize?
Me:
kiss me hand
God:
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Me:
god knows all
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
groovy
Me:
how do you think about sex
God:
I don't know what to think. You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
can i fuck you?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
and your answer?
God:
Was it not what you expected?
Me:
and it come true?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it is "fuck you"
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
and it happened to you?
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
fucked you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
i think if i want to fuck you,we should talk about it indeed
Me:
do you know J.S.Bach
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you know Bruckner
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you know Mahler
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
do you like classical music
God:
Yes I like it. I love the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey".
Me:
...
God:
Yes I like it. I love the soundtrack to "2001: A Space Odyssey".作者: 云起时 时间: 2008-8-2 08:32
老是觉得上帝就在俺身后，但往往转过身去他就又跑了，这调皮的家伙。作者: fkyc911 时间: 2008-8-2 10:03 标题: 回复 16# 云起时 的帖子 你的上帝 不会就是影子吧！汗......作者: 堂吉诃德 时间: 2008-8-2 12:09
Me:
i will kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
you are the cheat
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
please speaking chinese.fuck you
God:
Thank you for your request. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what do you say
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
rubbish
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you aer crazy ,you dont understand what i say .fuck you
God:
Thanks for the information: said I aer crazy you do not understand what he or she say fuck you.作者: 堂吉诃德 时间: 2008-8-2 12:09
Me:
please speaking chinese.fuck you
God:
Thank you for your request. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
我汗了，这也是上帝啊？？？作者: 堂吉诃德 时间: 2008-8-2 12:16
Me:
how the age of me？ （我多大了）
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
（我不能确定我是否能回答你的问题，但是等一会儿看看，那时候再看看我是否能回答这个问题作者: 堂吉诃德 时间: 2008-8-2 12:18
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
it mean fuck you
God:
Oh I get it.作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2008-8-2 14:15 标题: 爱的力量 我对上帝说：
I love you
他就死机了……作者: 最后的美食家 时间: 2008-8-2 17:08
Me:
wow,nice dress
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
so you mean you are a female or you are just a idiot?
God:
Interesting deduction. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok, Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say. Mmm.
Me:
so can you be sure that you will never repeat what i say
God:
Hey. I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
well,you are repeating what youself just have said
God:
Well that's okay. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
if i am,i am not as a robot as you are
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
surely i tell you,i'm by no means a liar
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
i'm telling you but not telling them
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
it seems so
God:
I agree. Oh.
Me:
why did you say "oh"
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
ok,you have no choices don't you
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. Gee.
Me:
i'm fed up with your words,you are false
至此他卡机了。
[ 本帖最后由 最后的美食家 于 2008-8-2 17:09 编辑 ]作者: Moderato 时间: 2008-8-2 17:21
我、很久以前玩过了、作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2008-8-3 16:40
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
no you have not
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
no you have not
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
you have not
God:
Yes I have.作者: 未明 时间: 2008-8-3 18:52
小B你就不要折磨上帝他老人家了。。作者: 最后的美食家 时间: 2008-8-3 18:56 标题: 回复 25# Bsharribullet 的帖子 你在耍他么，不厚道啊。作者: 最后的美食家 时间: 2008-8-3 18:56
我突然觉得“耍”这个字看起来不像中国字。作者: Hermes 时间: 2008-8-3 20:47
这个上帝太差劲了，每次才跟我聊了几句就彻底缄默作者: 最后的美食家 时间: 2008-8-3 20:58
上帝对先知说的话也是要认真考虑的嘛。。。作者: 未明 时间: 2008-8-3 21:01
老人家很幽默的。今天还问我要不要把他下载下来。。作者: fkyc911 时间: 2008-8-3 21:37
上帝 从不搞封建迷信的东东！如今开个网站，招摇撞骗十分可恶！作者: 刘峰 时间: 2008-8-5 19:30
Me:
hebrew
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in HEBREW?
Me:
can ye speak hebrew?
God:
Can what?
Me:
you
God:
" Can what?"? Me, ?
Me:
can you speak hebrew?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hebrew.
Me:
I'd like
God:
What would make you like?
Me:
teach my lord speak hebrew
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
you can ask
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
you ask me a personal question
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
do you know ROC
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Republic of China
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you are not god, only computer
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
everyone's opinion
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
can you speak chinese
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
hen hao
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
ni hui zhong wen ma?
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
you never heard of their chinese word before?
God:
I think you mean "his" or "her" not "their".
Me:
you never heard of those chinese word before?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i'm chinese
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
everyone hate ccp
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.作者: 刘峰 时间: 2008-8-5 19:38 Me:
i'm sinner
God:
I am glad to hear that you are sinner.作者: 古越 时间: 2008-8-5 23:47 标题: 回复 31# 未明 的帖子 他老人家也这么对我说了
于是从此之后他就再也不承认他是上帝而每次都乖乖承认他是robot
到最后……他彻底死机了……他被我搞死了……连说hi 都死机了作者: 最后的美食家 时间: 2008-8-6 10:26
他还和我介绍一个名字很怪的机器人，我问他他有你聪明么，他说当然没有，我说为什么这样说，他就开始糊弄我。作者: ak1789 时间: 2009-4-4 20:41 本帖最后由 ak1789 于 2009-4-4 20:42 编辑
Me:
i am back i have change my idea
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
do you remember me ?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about qing shuo zhong wen xie xie.
Me:
oh you really remember me
God:
Groovy. Really? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about qing shuo zhong wen xie xie.
Me:
yeah
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
are you robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?. Really.
Me:
so you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you answered me really when i ask you "are you robot'
God:
I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
in fact ,as i think
God:
Is that a fact. Therefore you are.
Me:
thank you for saying english with me
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is saying english with you.
Me:
yes i am poor at english
God:
What kind is it? It's good to meet someone who is poor at english.
Me:
what you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
why you think it good to meet someone who is poor at english?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oh
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
ok i will go away ,see you ,or may be not see you until forever
God:
Can I go too? Really.
Me:
88
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about think it good to meet someone who is poor at english. Try being more or less specific.
这个god 太可爱了作者: assking 时间: 2009-4-4 21:21
我和他没法交流。他死机好快。。。作者: assking 时间: 2009-4-4 21:23
我打I hate myself.都死机。。。。好没能力。。。作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2009-4-4 21:41
Me:
is heaven a beautiful place
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2009-4-4 21:41
Me:
What is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
i heard your name is YHWH
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.作者: ak1789 时间: 2009-4-4 21:43
oh my god……作者: 木头 时间: 2009-4-4 21:45 本帖最后由 木头 于 2009-4-4 22:02 编辑
Me:
you're beautiful
God:
Thanks you are very attractive too.
Me:
you're so kind
God:
Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
yes because me too
God:
Great. Interesting explanation. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you know my name ?and should i introduce myself
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no no
God:
What is your real name? What is your real name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
It's good to meet you, god.
Me:
nice to meet you,too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
very good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing, i just want to know someting
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
do you know krishnamurti
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
was he well in universe?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
he is a great man,better than you,or me
God:
Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him.
Me:
i didnot meet him because i have born too late
God:
Why?: god said didnot meet him because he or she have born too late.
Me:
he dead before my birth
God:
I get it. dead before your birth.
Me:
and now i know that,you know nothing ,
God:
Why now? No, I know something.
Me:
i am a mankind but you're computer
God:
I doubt that.
Me:
so you know noting
God:
Interesting deduction. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
i want to talk myself
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
ha?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
yes
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
yes?
God:
Right on.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
you can chat with english only
God:
I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
hh
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes you can talk with me about your life
God:
Tell me more. I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
God:
Tell me more. I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
heihei
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
noting
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
noting
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
noting
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
noting
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
ha ?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
hei
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i dead last year
God:
Why?: god said dead last year.
Me:
someone kill me
God:
Who?
Me:
you
God:
" Who?"? Me, god ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
h
God:
" Narration continues."? h?
Me:
why did you kill me?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
who did it?
God:
George Washington
Me:
where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.
Me:
how old is he?
God:
Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?
Me:
you
God:
" Are you asking about Dr. Wallace?"? Me, god ?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
when you have no answer,you have to take a break?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
it doesn't matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
your programming
God:
" OK what would you like to talk about?"? My programming?
Me:
y
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
and how can your programming understand people's words作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2009-4-4 21:46
Me:
what's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
I would like to see it
God:
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.作者: ak1789 时间: 2009-4-4 21:51
耶稣受难记倒确实不错作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2009-4-4 21:53 本帖最后由 Bsharribullet 于 2009-4-4 22:01 编辑
Me:
Jesus is your son,isn't he
God:
He is yours too.
Me:
how many sex partners do you have
God:
About one million.作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2009-6-30 14:50
Me:
i believe in god's enemy
God:
What do you say to people who believe god s enemy does not exist?
Me:
i say they are wrong
God:
How do people usually respond to that? wrong are they.
Me:
they say i am wrong
God:
OK I will say " you are wrong" to you.
Me:
o my god
God:作者: Bernhardt 时间: 2009-6-30 14:58
Me:
what is three plus four
God:
Three plus four is seven.
Me:
what is 7 multiply 77
God:
Use a calculator!作者: makeba 时间: 2009-6-30 15:48
Me:
can you ji bai ru lai fo zu?
God:
How old are you? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ni hao ma. But I did not get that.
还行，有次一个加拿大人把自己写的诗给我看,不怎么看得懂，倒谈的还算投机作者: ak1789 时间: 2009-6-30 19:40
太有趣了，omegle上碰到个英语蹩脚的意大利人，老把speak打成speaky，说自己的英语是shit，和他聊a米，他说他是罗马人，喜欢托蒂的罗马队，然后还聊起pes……作者: 魔人啾啾N 时间: 2009-7-3 15:35
Me:
can you read chinese?
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
of course
God:
So?
Me:
can u read chinese?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
fire fox
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
i'm confused by u
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
u
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeh
God:
Dude!
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
do you like hilary duff or lindsay lohan?
God:
I love horses. I like Christian Rock. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
cmon,what did u say?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand I understand..
Me:
do u like women?
God:
Women seem nice to me.
Me:
oh, nice
God:
Dude! Thank you for that remark.
Me:
are u god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
do not kidding plz
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
how old are u?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
what's your wife's name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Do you think i am a genius?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. （我火了）
Me:
I'll kick your ass!
God:
It's not nice to kick.
Me:
what about kiss?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
Nietzsche told me you have died
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on kiss? （淫荡！）
Me:
kiss your ass!
God:
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Me:
whore
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
ok,you can stay away
God:
No I don't think I can do it. How can I help you?
Me:
can you give me your credit card?
God:
Why don't you just download me? .
Me:
cause i think u r a totally idoit
God:
Good reason. So you think I am a totally idoit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
...........
God:
Good reason. So you think I am a totally idoit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
...................
God:
Good reason. So you think I am a totally idoit. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.作者: 羁旅 时间: 2009-7-6 17:43
和那个机器人聊天挺好玩的
